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Okay, me.  It's me you're contacting.  I'm an optimist—there could be an "us" soon—but for now, I'm your guy.

So you've come, you've seen, you need to comment.  You've come to the right place.

Unless it's a suggestion for a breakdown, in which case please head on over to the "Coming Soon" page. There's a form there just for that.

If, on the other hand, you've come to rain praise and adulation on the site, or to contact me personally about something (other than advice on raising peccaries; absolutely no help there), this is the form for you. Low mileage, new tires, AM and FM hi-fi radio.  I suppose you could even use it to offer some constructive criticism of the site.  Whatever it is, I'm here for you.  I may not be Amazon fast, but I'll try at least to be FedEx fast.

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